(7:30 p.m., KASA-Channel 2) rips off the 1990s film "Swingers" so much that I totally expected the line "You're so money" to come out of the sidekick's mouth on 75 different occasions.

Like Jon Favreau's character in that film, pathetic Henry (John Sloan, "The Triangle") gets dumped by his girlfriend and makes friends with a man who encourages him to drink heavily and find a new bed buddy.

In tonight's premiere, Larry gets Henry a job interview with Amanda (Beth Lacke), although it's not clear exactly what he'll be doing. Or maybe it was, and I just got distracted by a cringe-inducing comment.

It's rare to see Patrick Swayze in an oafish pig role, but even the man who made women swoon in "Dirty Dancing" and "Ghost" has to be the unromantic nonhero sometimes.

Swayze's sometime comes in (7 p.m., SciFi) where he is Garth, the scorned, licorice-obsessed fianc? of Princess Lunna (Piper Perabo, "Coyote Ugly").

Lunna ran off and her current employment is taking care of a dragon egg. She defends the egg like any petulant royal would, by stomping and waiting for a hero to save her.

Together the twosome and their merry band try to protect the last dragon egg on the planet while evading Garth and the eeeevil El Cabillo (Val Kilmer, "Thunderheart").

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