THINK “SINGIN’ IN the Rain” looks a little peculiar sitting on the shelf next to “Slutty Summer”? No need to feel embarrassed, we all have that secret stash of DVDs we’d never admit to owning. In a tribute to those naughty and campy films we reluctantly love, here are a few new DVDs you might want to add to your sock drawer.

Slutty Summer: “I don’t know what I want... I feel very liberated, like suddenly I can do anything. I can take my life anywhere.” No, that is not the great Jill Clayburgh in “An Unmarried Woman,” though it would appear Swedish-born writer, director and star of “Summer” Casper Andreas aspires to become the low-budget gay equivalent.

Britney and Kevin: Chaotic: Oy, where to begin? Crass and unpleasant on so many levels, the calamitous appeal of “Chaotic,” the DVD version of the duo’s thankfully defunct UPN reality show, is limited to the most hardened of fans and dermatologists fascinated by the ghastly state of Britster and Kev’s pores. Ms. Spears illustrates the danger of failing to read the video camera’s instruction manual, zooming in on random objects and body parts (often with nausea-inducing effect) while deconstructing the enigma that is Mr. Federline.

Bloody Pit of Horror: Although not necessarily new to DVD, the euro-sleaze “Pit” begs inclusion in this category. As a pack of doomed fashion models attempt a photo shoot at his remote Italian castle, former Mr. Universe Mickey Hargitay (ex-husband of the late Jayne Mansfield and father of “Law & Order: SVU” star Mariska Hargitay) channels the spirit of the 17th century “Crimson Executioner” and prepares his torture chamber for uninvited guests.

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