Think “Singin' in the Rain” looks a little peculiar sitting on the shelf next to “Slutty Summer”? No need to feel embarrassed: It's a quandary faced by more than a few discriminating gay DVD enthusiasts.

For viewers afraid of corrupting the sanctity of those disks on public display, here's a brief salvo for that “other” collection stashed away in a sock drawer or broom closet.

Watch the videotape, and moments later an anonymous caller delivers the warning, “In seven days, you will be gay.” Those are chilling words heard by a throng of muscle-bound (and supposedly straight) men, several with eyebrows that defy the laws of nature, in this soft-core parody of “The Ring.” But rather than run screaming into the night, our brawny protagonists soon feel compelled to watch videos of Judy Garland at Carnegie Hall, gaze deeply into each others' eyes and disrobe.

“I don't know what I want … I feel very liberated, like suddenly I can do anything. I can take my life anywhere.” No, that is not the great Jill Clayburgh in “An Unmarried Woman,” though it would appear Swedish-born writer, director and star of “Summer” Casper Andreas aspires to become the low-budget gay equivalent.

Similar to the exploitative “Girls Gone Wild,” “Guys” continues its grand tradition of mortifying both the parents and unborn children of exhibitionist college students partying on Spring Break.

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